Skimpy Scrawlings

The last time I posted my picture on a website (www.massive-dolphin-fingernails.com) I almost broke all of the internets in the world. Due to my illegal good looks, my image not only burnt out most of the screens it was viewed on but caused collateral damage to many of the more important internet tunnels. I have since consulted Sir Clive Spectrum and he says he's fixed them up again and fortified them with sand and crushed bananas. So far, everything seems okay. Good work Sir Clive, you big wanker.