Tuesday, May 02, 2006

 

Some Things you should all know

I am the Monkey King of Wessex and I will bring down on thee a plague of raging primates if you do not start paying attention. I can also count among my dear friends, the Wolf Emperor of Bingley and for sure he will assist me in my quest, calling to arms his terrible family of hell-dogs.

On another note, I started eating my house today.

Comments:
Oh yes. Many many other things. They involve flying eskimos and over-sized 'no-entry' signs. You shall know in time.
 
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