Monday, May 04, 2026
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My sister works for the company that runs the national grid in New Zealand. It is her job to ensure that there is at least one pair of old trainers (preferably dunlops) hanging off every length of Pylon wire in the country.
I have been arrested five times for being in possession of illegal quantities of lushicity.
I have six pairs of Sunderland underpants, commonly known as Sunderpants.
On a train going from Liverpool to London, I asked John Motson what the fastest land animal was but he couldn’t tell me.
Many years ago, I signed an autograph for a deluded five year old girl who thought I was Marti Pellow out of Wet Wet Wet. This could easily happen again if Marti has since mutated into a Fat Elvis/Peter Beardsley hybrid.
I very rarely leave any food on my plate. On the few occasions this happens, I feel a very strong sense of unease. I would have few qualms about licking my plate in front of Gwyneth Paltrow.
I have been arrested five times for being in possession of illegal quantities of lushicity.
I have six pairs of Sunderland underpants, commonly known as Sunderpants.
On a train going from Liverpool to London, I asked John Motson what the fastest land animal was but he couldn’t tell me.
Many years ago, I signed an autograph for a deluded five year old girl who thought I was Marti Pellow out of Wet Wet Wet. This could easily happen again if Marti has since mutated into a Fat Elvis/Peter Beardsley hybrid.
I very rarely leave any food on my plate. On the few occasions this happens, I feel a very strong sense of unease. I would have few qualms about licking my plate in front of Gwyneth Paltrow.
# posted by Bradlaw Skimp @ 3:09 AM 
